Just another warped point of view
Fish: Oh No! Don’t bonk me on the head!
Fisherman: Oh yes! You’re gonna get it!Fish: Please spare me, live and let live!Fisherman: No fish is getting away from my club!Fish: Nooo! Please spare me!Fisherman: Yeessss! Say goodnight fishie!Fish: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
*bonk*glonk*wham*bam*slam*jam*
*silence*
Okay, just a short skit to illustrate a really queer point. Notice that this fish has a [...]
I really did an Initial D last Friday. And yes, it was my initial drift. It wasn’t exactly done on purpose, but in an effort to avert a collision. How did that happen?
This took place at the junction of AMK Ave 9 and Ave 6. I was doing a right turn at 80km/h just to [...]
Want to settle some work online? No problem. Just join an online queue! Fuck!
I don’t know who is it to blame for the jam on http://www.gstoffset.gov.sg/. All the assholes who are logged on right now? The government for not catering for such high-volume traffic? I guess the latter makes more sense. It has gotten me [...]
When do you know that it’s not you who has the job, but the job having you?
In the mornings, when your alarm rings, you go for the snooze button, then the off button, then go back to sleep for a long time.
When you step into the office, you feel like doomsday is around the corner.
When [...]
I guess many of you have seen/heard the news of the Taiwanese fighter plane crashing into some buildings, killing two Singaporean servicemen. Or should I say, full-time national servicemen. That’s really sad. You sacrifice two years of your life for ‘national security’ then have your future taken away. That’s why, my friends, I chose the [...]
Well, it seems like the folks at Shanghai Bank have a devised a pig mascot for their promotional media. It’s name is Pukii! In Malay, that means ‘vagina’. Hmmm…. If Pukii’s a pig, doesn’t that make it a ‘terr bai’? Oh well, laugh yourselves silly at this vid.
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The last time a roach flew into my room was two years back while I was studying. I freaked and used some deodorant spray on it. That fella got agitated and flew about my room. What did I do next? Scream. I had to get my mum in to get rid of that roach.
Till this [...]
My turtle got out of its tank today. I don’t know how. But, it went about the house and it freaked my mum when it crawled into her room. I guess you do get kinda pissed off when you swim in your own excrements and would die to get the hell out.
I just can’t wait [...]
Imagine…. ok… no need to… just look at this shit…..
We all know that polar bears are fierce creatures no matter how cute and cuddly they look like in films. Well, meet Knut. He’s just gonna melt your heart.
Go read up more on him…. Sad story, but cute bear!
| Here are the some of the long-distance routes I've coverend. Any more routes to recommend? Then again, anyone has running tips to share? |
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Home-Bishan Loop Distance: 8.5km Best Timing: 45min |
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NTU Loop Distance: 5.5km Best Timing: 25min |
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Home-Orchard Distance 12km Best Timing: 1h15min |
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Singapore Marathon Distance: 42.195km Best Timing: 6h |
